What New Year's Resolutions Should These Celebrities Be Making?

Taylor Swift Taylor Swift
"I'm going to write songs about every person I meet in the elevator.

And I will start a dating app exclusively for ex-boyfriends."
Donald Trump Donald Trump
"I will make my hair more amazing than ever before!

I'm going to tweet in lowercase letters sometimes."
Leonardo DiCaprio Leonardo DiCaprio
"I'm going to adopt all the polar bears before they run out of ice.

I will finally date someone over 25!"
Beyoncé Beyoncé
"I will create a new dance move called the 'Queen Bee Shuffle.'

I'm going to release an album about doing laundry."
Joe Biden Joe Biden
"I'm going to memorize all my passwords without writing them down.

I will learn to use TikTok like the cool kids."
Lady Gaga Lady Gaga
"I will wear normal clothes for one day... maybe.

I'm going to make a dress out of actual meat substitutes."
Elon Musk Elon Musk
"I'm going to tweet less and sleep more... just kidding!

I will rename all my children with pronounceable names."
Meryl Streep Meryl Streep
"I will try to win fewer awards this year to give others a chance.

I'm going to learn to act badly for a change."
Ed Sheeran Ed Sheeran
"I'm going to learn to dance properly... or at least try!

I will write a song without using the word 'love.'"
Travis Scott Travis Scott
"I'm going to make my concerts super safe and chill.

I will create a new auto-tune setting called 'mild.'"
Common New Year's Resolutions
1. Exercise more regularly
2. Eat healthier food
3. Save more money
4. Quit smoking
5. Reduce stress
6. Learn a new skill
7. Travel more
8. Read more books
9. Spend more time with family
10. Get better sleep